Thursday, June 01, 2006

Apples = Evil

Not in the Garden-of-Eden sense.

How many diet books have I read that say if you get hungry at mid-afternoon, keep an apple on hand to fill the gap. Hogwash.

What happens to me is, if I am hungry and I eat an apple, it makes me even hungrier than before. How can that be? Where’s the science at here?

They can send a man to the moon but they can’t design an apple that doesn’t make me ravenous. Scientists are stupid.

12 comments:

cityofmushrooms said...

be honest: isn't it a kind of snake-y looking guy (w/a handbar mustache) offering you that ravenous-making apple?

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

Whaddaya trying to do? Starve me?

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

What am I, British? I just saw this headline: "One in six Brit workers drunk at work".

cityofmushrooms said...

now that your city can't smoke
you should go for the fruity, healthy taste of sangria as a mid-afternoon pick-me-up

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

OK. You guys are clearly members of some kind of Sangria lobby group, eh?

cityofmushrooms said...

alas, sangria is only a sweet memory

drink while ye may

cityofmushrooms said...

relax, just diabetes

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

Interesting how apples/sangria come second only to Mel Gibson in the generation of comments!

cityofmushrooms said...

unfaithful bedroom-eyed spaniard!
where??!

cityofmushrooms said...

nanuk, are you still mourning the lack of response to that kitty dance?

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