Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Happy Birthday to Me

Everyone should have the day off because it is MY birthday. But even I am at work. Sob!

When I turned 49, I declared that I was on a "Fit for 50" plan. Well, given the outstanding success of that initiative over the past 3 years, I now declare that starting today I am on a "Fit for 53" campaign. Wish me luck.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

B-Day Wishes, Day 2

Happy Birthday to Mrs. Anon.  If I am not mistaken, you are a mere 45 today. Ha! Youth!

I hope all your boys are treating you well on this grand day.

Monday, February 18, 2013

B-Day Wishes, Day 1

This is a double birthday week on the blog. First up...

Happy Birthday to Ms Mushrooms. Are you recovering from the Indian food feast you were set to enjoy last night? I hope Mr Mushrooms and the young Mushrooms are being good to you today.

Enjoy it all. We are not getting any younger!

Friday, February 15, 2013

Astral Ball of Confusion

I thought today was the day the Earth would be attacked by a giant asteroid. But it turned out that today is the day when the Earth was attacked by a giant meteor. 

I am confused. From the Guardian's website:

 ...the Russian deputy prime minister said neither Moscow nor Washington had the power to shoot such objects down as they approached. "At the moment, neither we nor the Americans have such technologies" to shoot down meteors or asteroids, he said, according to the Interfax news agency.

Isn't this what we have Superheroes for? Where are Superman, Batman, Iron Man, The Hulk?  Whoever? You guys have totally disappointed me.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

V Day

Happy Valentine's Day to one and all.

Work has been so busy. No time to blog, barely any time to email. Moi? No time to blog or email? How is this possible?

Monday, February 11, 2013

Vacating the Vatican

So the Pope threw in the Papal Towel today.  I betcha didn't know there even was a Papal Towel. (I made it up.)  He said, in Latin, I'm outta here. I'm going to Disney World, etc.

Let this be a lesson to every old worker everywhere who is hanging on to his/her job, thinking that they can't possibly retire because "what will the place do without me? I am the glue that holds this place together".  Retire. Leave. Now. Vamoose with ya.

If the Pope can call it quits, so can you. The world will not end.  Let the Papal Succession stakes begin!  If ever there was an event that called for a NaPoMo poem this is it. Sadly, we are forced to do without. Amen.

Wednesday, February 06, 2013

It's that time of year again...again!

Happy Birthday to Mr. Anon.  52 years young today.

I don't know what else to add. I hate getting older! wah!