The world’s oldest person, Keith Richards, died today at the age of 122.
Richards attributed his longevity to having finally agreed to follow the Scottish cigarette smoking ban starting at age 100, thirty-eight years after his first arrest, and to cutting his Jack Daniels by adding a bit of ice at age 110. Also, Richards stayed active by climbing trees and then promptly falling out.
News editors worldwide are in distress as they will no longer have absurd Richards-related oddities to fill their “In Other News” segments on a regular basis.
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party on, keef
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