It's the end of the world as we know it

"Kuujjuaq, an Eskimo village 1,000 miles north of Montreal, just bought 10 air conditioners. According to the mayor, it's been getting hot lately. "

We are friggin' doomed. It's Kuujjuaq, for god's sake, and they are buying air conditioners! It's over, folks. Why bother even trying?

I'm quitting my job, selling the house, loading up on bottled water and canned goods, moving to an island, perhaps with a handsome Afghan man servant, and waiting for the end.

Either that or I'll just wear a sandwich board and march up and down St. Catherine Street yelling at people to "REPENT NOW".

Leonard Cohen was right: The future is murder.