I feel for him

For the first time 6 very long years, I feel sorry for George Bush.

The man exercises like a maniac 6 days per week, and he still gained 5 pounds over the past year. I SO understand his frustration. The solution is obvious. Exercise 7 days a week. He needs to do less decider stuff and more mountain bikin'.

That being said, during his "yo, Blair" chat the other day, I did notice how thick he was spreadin' that butter on his roll. Time to cut back on the sat fats, W.