Monday, January 26, 2009

Zsa Squared

So the word on the street is that Zsa Zsa Gabor lost millions in the Madoff ponzi scheme. The question is, what are we going to do about it? Are we going to let poor ZZ die broke? We need a Zsa Zsa fund.

If Larry King can help people save Ed McMahon's house, surely he can get folks to cough up a few bucks for the great Gabor. Come on, Larry, dahling. Charity begins on your show.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can't she just find another old rich guy to marry? Isn't that how she got her money in the first place?

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

She's 91. There are no men left her own age!

Anonymous said...

Just as soon as my bank balance is back over "you know how much"...I will gladly forward her some cash.

I still remember that Letterman sketch from over 10 years ago, where she and David drove around town scoffing down hamburgers. To this day, I still want to try an In-and-Out Burger.

JAW fan

Anonymous said...

I bet his bank balance is way more than mine...i.e. it's in the black right?

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

Yes. of course it is.