Tuesday, January 06, 2009

How Romantic

My friend at work went to Jamaica to a resort for Christmas holiday. When she and her girlfriend made their reservation they didn’t notice that this resort advertised as specifically “for couples”. Well, it turned out that this “couples” resort catered 99% to honeymooners. Heterosexual honeymooners.

Seems the place was decorated with all the cutesy frills you can imagine. Somewhere somebody decided that people on their honeymoons are into cute and frills. Also, the resident photographer was constantly chasing couples around to take their photos in various exotic locales, etc.

Live and learn, my friend sighed. She said it took a few days but they finally got used to being stopped on the beach and asked “Where are your husbands?”

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh, you would want to throw up, wouldn't you?? (or just drink a lot)