Friday, January 02, 2009

Canadian Winter for Dummies

Well, it's only January 2 and already I've complained about the animal-negligent lawyer and the lame-ass gold cane. Clearly I'm on a roll in '09. Next up....stupid, and therefore dead, snowboarders.

The Rockies are facing huge snowfalls and resulting massive avalanches. And still snowboarders choose to head into the areas that are off-limits to the public. And then they die. Two of 'em yesterday.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, yes, Virginia, it is possible to die of stupidity.

As for the other doofus, that stoner who was rescued after 3 days lost, well, he's another one. He survived, but dozens of people were involved in the efforts to find him. Shouldn't he have to pay somebody, like the Provincial Government, back for these expenses. There's nothing heroic about being a maroon.

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