Sunday, January 04, 2009

Does Bill Gates = God?

Kumar was on a religious roll this weekend. Apparently monotheism is the only way to go. Who knew?

His latest analogy:
Judasim = Windows 95
Christianity = Windows 98
Islam = Windows XP

Me: What about Vista?
K: There is no Vista.
Me: But what if there is a prophet born right now, and in 150 years he becomes Vista?
K: No. It won't happen. There are no more religions.
Me: (skeptically) Really?
K: Yep. That's it. Hinduism has hundreds of gods. But there's only one God. So Hinduism is bullshit.

I like a confident man. Even when he is out of his tree.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The only problem with the computers/religion analogy is that computers do something. Hahahaha! Snap!