Wednesday, August 08, 2007

This Week in Dumb Research

What women really want is a man with full lips and feminine features, according to a British study published on Wednesday. The study showed masculine types with larger noses, smaller eyes and thicker eyebrows were viewed as less faithful and worse parents. (Globe & Mail)

Feminine features? I don’t think so. Are the “women” in this study 15-year-olds reading Tiger Beat? (Ah, Tiger Beat…)

What’s wrong with thick eyebrows? These are the same women who think Bert is evil.

Any poll that tries to generalize what all women want is dumb. Who funds this kind of silly research?

This is so subjective. I don’t like girly men, but there are exceptions to every rule. (Hello Johnny Depp!)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

...by feminine features, do they mean breasts and a vagina???

Because if that's the case, have I got the man for you!

JAW Fan