Bears eat man at beer festival
A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo during the annual beer festival. The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.
"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters. (CNN)
His clothes were intact inside the cage. This means either he got in there deciding it was time for bear-naked partying or Masha and Misha are very neat man-eaters who take the time to fold the clothes of their luncheon guests.
Where would the world be without idiots? Overpopulated, perhaps? This guy's headstone should read "Born an idiot, died an idiot".
3 comments:
Is it any wonder we have the Darwin Awards? How considerate of him to fold his clothes so neatly.....
If I'm going to get drunk and party naked at the zoo, it's going to be with the flamingos.
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I love the thought that no one could be this stupid, it had to be drugs or drink. Because sadly, some people just ARE that stupid.
Oh and if I ever partied naked at the zoo? It would be at the gift shop. I'm betting the Flamingos might be able to peck at you....
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