A man has been questioned by police at LaGuardia airport in New York after smuggling a monkey onto a flight from Florida by hiding it under his hat. Passengers spotted the animal when it climbed out and perched on the man's ponytail. (BBC)
I have no problem with monkeys, but guys with ponytails should, of course, be banned from all public places.
But the real issue here is that you have to take your shoes off at airport security but you don't have to take your hat off? New motto of the TSA "You can leave your hat on (and your bomb!)".
The USA is fortunate to have never been attacked by a group of evil wig-sporting terrorists.
Call The Rug Cop!!
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