Everyone's in a tizzy because Bush has kept Scooter out of jail. But I think it's a humane, life-saving gesture, because a rich white guy named "Scooter" would've lasted about 3 seconds in jail.
Also, Bush cannot possibly be less popular so he's got nothing more to lose.
Bush will stay at about 25%-30% support for the rest of his Presidency. It's hard to believe that a full 25% of Americans are certifiably insane, but alas, that's the way it is. Those 25% will never abandon him even if he replaces next year's State of the Union address with a live broadcast called "Watch while I drown cute kittens".
There is only one thing that would cause the crazy 25% to drop their boy George. He must be caught on tape getting a blow job from an illegal Mexican. Preferably a boy.
It's a job you couldn't get an American to do, but it has to be done. Help, Mexico!
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