Nanukistan IV: Military Affairs

There’s no life like it.

Apparently the pesky US Army stole my motto “Army of One” before I had a chance to trademark it. Harumph. What’s an army without a good motto?

I’m a pacifist and therefore a reluctant soldier, but I have to defend my homeland. I guess I’ll join NATO.

I won’t be much good on the fighting front in Afghanistan since I punch like a girl, but I will volunteer for face-to-face discussions with General Cuddles*. (Yep, I’m bringing back an old fave.) We can discuss what he does for fun these days since he joined the Afghan government and apparently gave up burning, killing, raping and pillaging.

(*Real name: Abdul Rashid Dostum)