On a lighter note

If someone says “Jewish” and “male”, who pops into my mind first:

Woody Allen
Bob Dylan
Ben Stiller

You see where I’m headed with this, right? Runts!

So how come the Israeli army turns out to be so hot-looking? From the generals on down the line, the IDF are uniformly (!) rugged, handsome and manly. Where do they get these guys? This is military eye candy.

I wonder if the IDF has its own soccer team? What would they look like? Thud.

(Sorry, flipped over backwards in my chair. Ow. That hurt.)

In my next life, I want to come back as an Israeli army recruiter.