Jeopardy: Hot Weather Edition

Answer: A complete idiot.

Question: Who would go outdoors and work in the garden for two hours when the humidity rating is plus 32 Celsius?

But, but, I was in the shade!
I'm still an idiot.

An anecdote about the heat and humidity.

There's a guy who runs down my street every day. I call him The Japanese Running Man, although I have no proof that he is indeed Japanese. But he's a serious runner. No jogger he. And my neighbour tells me he in fact runs twice a day. He's an inspiration. He doesn't trot along looking at the houses, he motors. I admire his dedication.

So this morning at around 8, I'm in the kitchen, making coffee, and I look out the window and who do I see but The Japanese Running Man....and he's walking! He's walking! How wise, I thought.

But that's how humid and uncomfortable it was this morning.