I’m desperately trying to remember the oh-so-witty elevator chat I’ve been practicing for the past week. But my mind is blank. (I realize that my idea of suggesting we fly off to Hong Kong together probably wouldn't get a big laugh...)
He is wearing brown wing tips today.
The waiting time is short, and then an elevator’s DOWN light flashes, and the doors open. He looks and gets in the DOWN elevator. What’s wrong with him? I’m convinced I’m being deliberately avoided.
Anyone who knows me knows I’m the most unassuming, non-threatening person imaginable. Why would someone deliberately not want to be alone in an elevator with me? I don’t smell! I wasn’t carrying a dangerous weapon. And I do keep my hands to myself. I'm not a groper! I swear!
I'm lousy at stalking.
Now I’m pissed off. This means war.(What if his secretary told him I was asking about him? uh oh...)
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as attractive as the wing-tips and kilt (in my mind, he's got the kilt going on) may be, is MPS really, really shy verging on neurotic?
ps I doubt you smell bad
He's been twice described to me as "painfully shy". Well, jeez, so am I, but big deal! He could be highly neurotic, I suppose. But I haven't been told this by my reliable sources.
If he ever shows up at work in a kilt, believe me, you'll be the first to know.
well, then ya gotta talk to him...somehow
smirk? raise an eyebrow? talk to his back? have a meaningful conversation w/his co-workers? he's not afraid of THEM, is he?
I think the co-workers are "safe". Actually, I've never seen him speak to anyone who isn't a co-worker of his. The man's an iceberg.
um, but you mean "iceberg" in a good way, right?
I know what you're thinking. What is it that's attractive about this guy, right? I'm beginning to question that myself!
alas
Maybe he was afraid HE had bad breath? Thus he'd have to avoid the elevator so you wouldn't notice his bad breath/garlic breath?
That's the story I'd tell myself...
Maybe he just got in the elevator because it was open. If I were stressed and wanted to get somewhere quiet, I'd take the first one that came open. Just a thought.
Clearly he has no idea of what a scorned woman is capable of. I pity the fool.
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