Wednesday, March 21, 2007

The Latest Craze

Mr. Anonymous accidentally created the next big thing in party games yesterday.

1. Take any dictionary.
2. Note how on any given page, the header contains the first and last words on that particular page.
3. Flip through the dictionary until you come across a cool combo of words.
4. Note how most of these combos could be used as names for professional wrestlers.

So far, using a Webster’s and an Oxford, we have come across the following:

Hateful Hawaiian Goose
Thrash Threshold
Crème de Menthe Cretin


And last but not least

Moneybags Mongoloid.

Try it, it’s fun!

Oh, I just found a Middle Eastern bad guy: Knuckleball Koran

12 comments:

cityofmushrooms said...

oh you kids!

Anonymous said...

Hey, this is fun:

I have the following:

-machismo madam
-phantasma pheasants (talk about your Harveyporn name)
-Prince Albert prison camp
-fleur-de-lis flip flop (like I havent seen any of those on June 24th)
volley vomit

best part about this is every edition offers new exciting combos. I suspect this would be an amusing party game at Martini 3.

JAW fan

Anonymous said...

I think I have just found the ultimate winner (and without a doubt another Harveyporn name)

busty buttinsky

JAW fan

spoke to a co-worker about this... to make the game even more fun at a party, she suggests afterwards you should try to come up with a definition.

Example: Fleur-de-lis flip flop (a PQ supporter who votes liberal)

Anonymous said...

I think I have just found the ultimate winner (and without a doubt another Harveyporn name)

busty buttinsky

JAW fan

spoke to a co-worker about this... to make the game even more fun at a party, she suggests afterwards you should try to come up with a definition.

Example: Fleur-de-lis flip flop (a PQ supporter who votes liberal)

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

busty buttinsky? What kind of dictionary do you own? Hurricane Hattie's World of Words?

I do agree, though, that the more you drink, the more fun this game would become. Actually, that's true of all games.

cityofmushrooms said...

"busty buttinsky"??!!
I don't believe you!
you made that up!

Anonymous said...

Will be more than happy to photocopy and fax to anyone who does not believe me.

JAW fan (although am wondering if I should change my name to Busty Buttinsky)

cityofmushrooms said...

or "BB the JAW fan"

Anonymous said...

Wow - I wish I could get royalties for inadvertently discovering this.

I just opened my dictionary till I found a coupleI could use and came up with Burlesque Busboy and Punk Purist.

Now - the next stage: what do we do with them? Vote on the 10 best and come up with an online novel that we all write anonymously?

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

I was just thinking that Busty Buttinsky was a great name for a burlesque star of old. But it's also a great name for a Roller Derby Queen.

JAW will have to settle for being a Burlesque Busboy, I think.

And I think we're all Punk Purists, no?

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

Just don't call me a "Petrochemical Pharisee".

Also, I need to see that new slasher movie: Pickaxe Picnic.

Somebody stop me.

cityofmushrooms said...

naw--
just keep them roller-derby-queen names a-comin'