(Thanks to Susie in Melbourne for supplying the link to Aussie newspaper The Age.)
“The Qantas flight attendant at the centre of the alleged mile-high sexual encounter with Hollywood actor Ralph Fiennes could sell her story for as much as $400,000.
(Editor's note: He's not a Hollywood actor, he's British. That's much classier.)
“…her father says he and his wife are struggling to cope with reports that their daughter allegedly had sex with The English Patient star in a business-class toilet of a Darwin-to-Mumbai Qantas flight on January 30.
“Mr Robertson said his daughter would not have encouraged Fiennes to go into the toilet with her.
(Editor's note: but, Dad, it's Rafe!)
"I don't think she would have encouraged him to do anything like that. I couldn't imagine her doing it up in the plane. You've got other staff there and customers. I don't think she would want to do anything like that."
(Editor's note: And now, ladies and gentlemen, the punchline:)
Of those other staff, Mr Robertson told the newspaper: [They are] probably ugly as a hat full of arseholes and were just jealous."
8 comments:
Does this woman have any wang photos to substantiate her claim.
Certainly, if I were boinking a celeb in an airplane toilet, I would be using my cell phone (if I had one)to take photos galore.
JAW fan
Note to self: Buy cell phone in case I happen to boink a celeb!
I didn't print the whole story but basically what the newspaper wants for its $400,000 is for her to describe the encounter and rate Rafe out of 10. Seems like a pretty easy way to make $400,000.
I don't think they need pictures. There were plenty of witnesses who saw them come out of the toilet together.
oh rafe
Okay thne explain what is up with this picture?
http://www.hecklerspray.com/ralph-fiennes-bones-flying-girl-in-the-sky/20076965.php
Wow. I remember that picture. It was for an American magazine around the time he played Hamlet. You know, when Rafe still had a full head of hair. There was a kind of "lion's mane motif" to the photo shoot.
I'll bet he misses his hair.
You know what's great about that article? "punjabbin' the ladies". LOL
Hey, I bet we could use that one about Shihab! Maybe? Maybe not.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=436499&in_page_id=1773
And this one is even better!!!
Please, do not refer to our idol in the same post as tacky Ralph!
Oh, this damn thing - that post above is me!
A-ha! She led HIM astray. It's all her fault. The vixen. Poor Rafe. Women just won't leave him alone.
Of course, the funniest bit is that HE (of all people) was off to preach anti-Aids safe sex stuff on behalf of UNICEF. Wow. Talk about a bad spokesman.
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