Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Celebrity Death Ode

Ladies and Gents...your attention please,
There's been a death...Dom Deluise.
As of today, he's no longer alive.
Died in his sleep at seventy-five.
Sadly we mourn this man's demise
'Cause along with him, the laughter dies.
And as you weep with eyes that hurt,
I know you're all saying "Why wasn't it Burt?"


--JAW Fan

3 comments:

cityofmushrooms said...

no! not burt!

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

I know. This is a rather anti-Burt poem, isn't it?

How can anyone be anti-Burt? Hasn't he seen Boogie Nights? On the other hand, when we consider the whole of Burt's "oeuvre" maybe he is more disposable than Dom?

Anonymous said...

Oh - you two obviously haven't seen WHITE LIGHTNING lately.