Monday, September 29, 2008

Yikes

The bail-out was rejected.

I have a shiny green wheelbarrow that I'm going to put my useless dollars in when I go to buy a loaf of bread. Whee!

Fortunately, all the skyscrapers on Wall Street now have windows that can't be opened, so we don't have to watch those guys jumping out. That's a relief.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wwe only have one floor here, so even if someone decided to jump out the window, the worst would be a scractched face and a scraped knee.

But we would need a cheese recall or some Listeria for that to happen, and as our ingredients are predominantly of a chemical nature, can't see that happening!

Guess I won't be stepping over any bodies on my way to the bus stop tonight!

Anonymous said...

geez...look at all my typos and bad sentence structure...and I didn't even sign it...

note to self: no blogging during month-end...just too stressful a time.

JAW fan

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

Oh yeah, it's stress, not booze. Sure, sure.

Anonymous said...

Actually, I'm drinking less...for some reason, it's not agreeing with my system these days...the one thing that helps me get over the day and forget my miseries now makes me ill. How's that for irony!

JAW fan

NB: of course, it's not like I've completely wiped it out...just upgraded from "Passing Out" to "Feeling Tired"