My prediction for the "November surprise":
Two days before the US election: Palin's son who is in Iraq drunkenly slips on a bar of soap in the shower and cracks open his head, requiring a few stitches.
One day before the election: Major news stories everywhere about how the brave soldier was injured in an incident, but no details yet available.
Election day: Massive sympathy vote by True Patriots for the brave Mom of the brave wounded soldier.
Result: Idiots put McCain in the White House.
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it's not possible to be too cynical
The same idiots that put Reagan and then Bush in the White House for two terms. Like this misguided individual.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4fe9GlWS8
I swear if this happens I will cry. I waited out Reagan, I waited out Bush...I deserve realtively normal leaders for a change dammit!
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