President Chimperor will be on t.v. tonight to address the American nation about the financial crisis.
I know I speak for humans everywhere when I say: I am so relieved. Thank goodness he is on top of the situation.
My money feels safer already.
Seeing how reassuring he always is in any crisis, I feel this would be a good time for a run on the bank. Mattress stuffing to follow.
1 comment:
The Prez is on top of it because his advisors have told him he is - we all know he has no idea what it all means (not many of us do quite frankly). If its not oil, he's got no idea.
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