Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Word of the Day

collywobbles: intestinal cramps, or other intestinal disturbances.

That's it. All my troubles will seem so much cuter if I start calling them collywobbles.

Me: Dr. Fried, will this surgery cure my collywobbles?
Dr F: Why yes, little girl, it will. ho ho ho.

(Suddenly my surgeon has turned into Dr. Hibbert on the Simpsons. Don't know how that happened.)

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