Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Today In Canadian Politics

Can you guess how happy I would be if Steve’s approval ratings took a nose dive because, fair or not, people will associate this current Conservative government with that crook Mulroney’s old PC reign.

A Conservative’s a Conservative, says I, and a former PM with envelopes of dirty cash makes everybody look bad. Let’s tar Steve with Brian’s brush. Wheee. Good old Mulroney, he can always be depended upon to make a mess and then be all indignant about it.

And I love that Steve told his Cabinet to have no contact with the old PM. Run away! Run away! I picture Steve in the corridors of Parliament being chased by Mulroney, while holding his hands to his ears and shouting: La la la, I can’t heeear you.

But, but cries Steve, I didn’t see any incriminating letter. Let’s all yell it together: Cover up, Cover up! Even devil-man Allen Gregg can’t believe that Steve didn’t know about the letter. Cover up, cover up.

3 comments:

cityofmushrooms said...

ah, the honourable mr gregg

he must comb out his pony tail, sharpen his pitch fork and stoke up the fire in readiness for the tory hoards soon to be falling into the pit of hades

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

Very poetic.

cityofmushrooms said...

the wonderfully evil m. gregg is an inspiration