Tuesday, August 26, 2008

MEN! (Part 6553 in a series)

Men are crazy. Collectively and individually.

There's a guy at work. Let's use his real name. Mark. Mark is the bestest. I love Mark. He is smart, hilarious, a born story teller, never obnoxious, always helpful and pretty decent looking. (And married, of course. Don't even ask.)

Anyway, Mark's hair has been thinning ever since he's worked here. (Is there a connection? Perhaps?) And I've just heard that he has spent $3800 to get his first hair plug treatment.

Mark? I said. Our Mark? You've got to be kidding. I never would've imagined him to be vain.

In his typical fashion, he's not hiding it. He's going around the building telling everyone how thrilled he is and how great he feels.

What is wrong with the world, when nice, not crazy, not stuck-up guys like Mark feel the joy of hair plugs? I'm so discouraged about you guys. Embrace your outer Homer. No fake hair!

5 comments:

cityofmushrooms said...

2 words: yul brynner

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

2 more: Patrick Stewart.

cityofmushrooms said...

bruce willis

Anonymous said...

and Carlo Rota...I just have three words to say about him: Dee Li Cious!

JAW fan

cityofmushrooms said...

you tell it