Wednesday, January 17, 2007

That's Entertainment!

Actual quotes from a recent Little Richard concert in NYC.
(Thanks to Mr. Anonymous for the link to idolator.com)

·White ladies say 'Aaaaa!' Black ladies say 'Uuuuh!'

· I'm so sorry about my friend James [Brown]. He loved me so much. He said, 'Oh, you got some pretty skin.'

· It's so nice just sitting here, being beautiful. I feel so unnecessary.

·[After spotting digital cameras]: Nobody do no video. I ain't hired you. Ain't nothing going on unnoticed on this planet. The angels keep a record. You can take my money, but your child may get killed.

·Could I get two black ladies to dance? I'd like to have two fat white ladies, too. Juicy ones. And two Mexicans.

12 comments:

cityofmushrooms said...

the angels keep a record

Anonymous said...

Of course they keep record. You didn't think the Author of Libery did it, did you?
But I have to wonder where "you can take my money but your child may get killed" came from.

Anonymous said...

Damn it, I meant Liberty, with a 't'.

Anonymous said...

And which moron wasted their time and money to go see him in concert??

Little Richard is famous here for being on a boat ride here in the 60's and suddenly 'discovering God' halfway across the river - he then proceeded to throw all his very expensive jewellery in the river because he didn't need it anymore.

What a fruitcake.

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Anonymous said...

Hey! I love Little Richard...(the persona, that is!) I think he's hilarious. He should have his own talk show (not that the guests would have a chance to speak!)

Any more Little Richard bashing and I may have to boycott this blog. Although, for the record, he is a little nutty. I think he should marry Liza! Now there's a celebrity wedding I would attend.

JAW Fan

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

I like him in the Geico commercial. And, yes, he is a nut. I wouldn't pay to see him, tho. But he so pretty.

Anonymous said...

And in my opinion, on the infamous boat ride in the 60s mentioned above...I don't think he necessarily discovered God, but instead discovered showmanship and grandstanding.

Am curious as to how many people when diving for diamonds afterwards!

JAW fan

Anonymous said...

As for the Geico commercial, I also love the Charo* one.

JAW fan

*thanks to Wikipedia, her actual name is Maria del Rosario Pilar Martinez Molina Baeza...no wonder she shortened it!!!

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

There you go again, trying to drag Charo into the conversation.

Anonymous said...

FYI...One does not drag Charo into a conversation. She just naturally flows into all topics of discussion.

Example:

A: Did you hear about the earthquake in the Philippines?
B: I hope Charo wasn't touring there at the time.

JAW fan

cityofmushrooms said...

is charo still ALIVE?!