Monday, March 17, 2008

Fraud! Fakery! I love it!

If you had to be a career criminal, which life of crime would you choose?

I ask this because I saw The Counterfeiters over the weekend and really enjoyed it. It’s about Jewish concentration camp prisoners who printed fake currency for the Nazis. Why did I enjoy it so much? Because I love forgery and counterfeiting.

If I had to live my life over as a criminal, I would be a counterfeiter. I love the challenge and the skill of it. You have to be a true artist. It appeals to me. The satisfaction of producing an undetectable fake.

It would be a very satisfying crime to execute successfully. A good counterfeiter has to look on his work with pride. You need to be a perfectionist. But don’t boast about it.

Early in the movie, we see the main protagonist, putting together a fake Argentinean passport, and I was just so excited to watch the photo substitution. I think the 1930s were a golden age of passport fraud. It used to be so easy to do.

I liked Catch Me If You Can for the same reasons. I love fraudsters.

Over the pass couple weeks, I’ve been working (legitimately) on some documentation about passport fraud. (In short: we’re against it!!) I get such a kick reading about stuff like photochromic ink and intaglio printing. I read it all and think: Oooh, I want to do this! Somehow, I don’t think that’s the goal of the documentation.

2 comments:

cityofmushrooms said...

would the job call for dancing w/christopher walken?

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

Wow. Suddenly it is even more of a dream job.