Uncle
I give up. You win, Mother Nature.
What am I supposed to do? 18 cm of snow, plus I don’t know how much ice yesterday. I could barely lift the shovel. I cleared a narrow path from the front door to the street, and that was that.
Driveway? Who gives a f***? The car can sit there, encased in ice, until May. I really do not care anymore.
Side door? It’s permanently closed. If I have to haul my garbage and recycling bin out the front door for the next 6 weeks, so be it. I did it this morning. This is the new normal.
I just read we could get 25 cm more on Saturday. I weep. I'm definitely buying some alcohol. It seems like the only answer now.
1 comment:
...do what I do...start drinking heavily in October...I've been buzzed throughout the winter...have barely noticed it...in fact, I find the snow banks much softer a blow (than pavement) when I'm stumbling home in the dark and fall.
JAW fan
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