Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Question

If you were Sneaky McDump, what would be more distressing?

a) Knowing that some woman has realized what you are up to?
or
b) Knowing she is blogging about it?
or
c) Neither of the above. (One's bowel being the most distressing of all...)

9 comments:

cityofmushrooms said...

he'd poo-poo all of the above

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

You are a wit, my dear.

cityofmushrooms said...

it comes from a 3 and a half hour marathon in the chair of a dentist who is not laurence olivier (thank god)

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

3 1/2 hours and never once asked you "Is it safe"?

Anonymous said...

...probably "D"...the fact that he is now being referred to as "Sneaky McDump"

JAW fan

Anonymous said...

what if the woman who has realized he's doing this is the same one who changes her shoes before going to do her own businesses. Not all McDumps dump the same.

Hey is he cute with the new haircut...maybe you could approach him and say, gee don't I know you from somewhere? McDump take me to dinner or else the whole building hears about what you've been up to!

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

Like my old grandma always said: A way to a man's heart is through blackmail.

He's not cute. And even if he were Clooney-esque, I can't imagine wanting anything to do with someone that neurotic.

Anonymous said...

maybe he's just trying to get your attention!!! LOL

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

Well, he's got it. That's for sure.