I myself did not have a Sneaky McDump sighting yesterday, but my colleague did.
She popped into my office to describe the events. He emerged from the stairwell, cast a furtive glance up and down our hallway, and then ducked into the men's room. There was no mistaking him, she said. He was very suspicious-looking.
She doesn't know his real name. Nor do I. He's remains the Men's Room Enigma...
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Within the confines of office walls,
Sits a man in a bathroom stall,
What's going on behind that door?
And why is he here on Nanuk's floor?
What's his secret? What's his story?
Sounds like he should be a guest on Maury.
Or seek some help from Doctor Phil,
To cure him of this bathroom ill.
A mystery...if one's ever been seen
He should grace the cover of a magazine.
Of course, not "O" 'cause Oprah's gracing front and back,
Like she does every month, the megalomaniac!
So, for the moment, this sad little chump,
Will continue to sneak around for a dump.
JAW fan
Is it my imagination or are these poems getting longer?
sometimes brilliance comes in small packages (A Modest Proposal)...sometimes it comes in the epic format (Moby Dick)*
JAW fan
makes me want to reread it just for that sperm bathing scene..two pages of weird gaydom!
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