Wednesday, April 16, 2008

I'm throwing in the towel

Headline from the Times of London:
Drinking, smoking and junk food give you Alzheimer's, research suggests

I'm marking the calendar: April 16, 2008. The day I officially fucking gave up on life.

Time to quote Leonard: I've seen the future, brother, it is murder.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Obviously when I become an old-timer,
I'm going to have that disease, Alzheimer,
'Cause the drinkin' I do and the junk I eat,
Will make my memory obsolete
So, I better live life while I still have the chance,
And always remember to put on my pants,
'Cause when I turn sixty and the lawn I am mowing,
Odds are, you guessed it, my wang will be showing.

JAW fan

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

Thanks, I needed that!

cityofmushrooms said...

finally! a wang-ian celebration of na po mo

good one

Anonymous said...

This is, in fact, the 2nd wang-ian reference...How quickly you forget the "and oh how low that wang did hang" line. Obviously, NaPoMo has been going on some from time

...by the end, I should have a completed compilation. Would your editor, by any chance, be interested???

JAW fan

Anonymous said...

Don't despare! I posted an article on the fridge just this week that drinking red wine daily offsets Alzheimers! That's my back up right there for when I get 'the look' from Mr. A.

N. =)