Friday, January 15, 2010

Saturday afternoon at the movies

Since real-life males are proving to be disappointing, I have decided to spend tomorrow afternoon with Mr. Clooney. So there.

I've already been warned against excessive drooling.

2 comments:

Brian Busby said...

Going by what I've read, I suggest you consider hiring young Miles Copperthwaite.

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

I confess I had to google him.
I knew he emptied drool buckets, but I couldn't remember the origin. Thought it was Python, but it was SNL.

Maybe I can just measure it using the JAW Fan "Baldwin" method.