Those crazy Americans. I saw on the news last night that they can get their flu shots without getting out of their cars.
Roll down your window, roll up your sleeve and the nurse comes to your car. Only in the USA.
Why do Americans even have homes? They can live in their cars, and they want to!
And for that matter, why do Americans even have pants? Nobody ever sees them from the chest down.
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depends!
Why do Americans where pants?
To catch the dripping Big Mac sauce.
JAW fan
they catch the sauce in their pants?!
Where did you ever hear the rumor that we wear pants?
Mushroom,
I have no idea what I'm saying these days. I am so f**king swamped at work that my postings barely make any sense to me.
However, on second reflection, pants seem a good a place as any to catch the dripping sauce. No?
JAW fan
IF they're wearing pants...
it's pretty smart when you think of it. The virus is airborn so what are we doing on our island? Getting everyone together at the mall for a long wait of oh, 6 hours to share the love. Drive throughs sound pretty good to me at this point. mrs. a.
p.s. why aren't they vaccinating the real petri dishes - our kids - at school in an orderly fashion? You'd get everyone done quickly. Nah, let's just waste a day at the mall where the air is freely circulating. thanks for listening to my rant for the day.
Why would we expect the govt to be any more organized on this subject than any other?
You guys should be home schooling!
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