Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Anxiety Dream 101

This is the dream I had in NYC the night before the test.

All my department are at a UN fair that looks like the Village in The Prisoner. Our boss tells us we have to attend a lecture. It is at 9:00 a.m. I am panicking because I know my test is at 9:00, although I also know it only officially starts at 9:30. So I go along with the group to the lecture. By 9:30 I’m looking at my watch and trying to figure out how to get out of there. At 10:00 I leave and go to the exam room.

The exam room is a dirty room that is decorated like a kindergarten, with posters and blackboards. There is one woman there who will be the invigilator. I am alone to do the test, so I sit at a table. She hands me the exam booklet which looks like a dirty copy book. It is orange and has stains and coffee rings on the cover. A lot of the print on the cover is in German.

I start the test. The woman starts talking at me. When I ask her to be quiet because I am writing my test, she starts to tell me off. “What do you think? The UN is a busy place! Do you think the UN stops just because you are working? If you don’t want this job, someone else will take it.” I tell her angrily and firmly that I need quiet to do my test. She continues “Who do you think you are? You think the whole UN will be quiet just because YOU are working? If you cannot work this way, someone else will.”

The she turns on a transitor radio and music starts playing, and she keeps talking at me. I am getting very angry, but I am determined to write it to prove to her that I am serious and I want the job. Then two other women come in and all three of them start speaking loudly in Spanish. I keep trying to write the test.


(You don't need Freud to analyse this baby. )

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

it's all spiraling out of control...and whether you're falling from the sky, can't find your classroom or never finishing a marathon, that's what it always comes down to right...losing control. I do like the ones that make you laugh out loud though in the middle of the night when you snap out of it. I can remember Mr. A. in tears in a fit of laughter at 2 a.m. It seemed much funnier to him anyway.

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

Well, when I woke up, my first thought was: no matter how bad the real test may be, it will be nothing compared to that dream.