Tuesday, February 19, 2008

I, Ignatius

Fans of Confederacy of Dunces will recall how our hero Ignatius J. Reilly is always going on about his valve.

Yesterday, Dr. McD told me how my valve had been very distended and twisted, and he had had to reconstruct it.

"Your valve was in really bad shape," he said.

I've never felt more like Ignatius. Except I still can't eat a savoury hot dog.

No comments: