Wednesday, March 10, 2010

And now...a Rant from JAW Fan

Sorry, but I just have to get this off my chest...

How dare the Academy snub Farrah in the celebrity death tribute!!! According to them Academy Idiots, she was a television star and not a movie actress. Have they never seen "Somebody Killed Her Husband" and "Sunburn"???...OK, bad examples...but she was hailed for her performance in "Extremities"...hailed, I tell ya!...and how many people can say they played opposite Kirk Douglas (in "Saturn 3")???...yes, the Kirk Douglas (whose rear end and glimpse of testicles we get to see in "There Was a Crooked Man"...should anyone, other than myself, care) And to make matters worse, stupid dead Michael Jackson gets shown. Other than "The Wiz"has he made movies? More than Farrah?...I think not! So F**k you, Academy. See if I ever watch another one of your broadcasts (well, unless that hilarious and cute Alec Baldwin is hosting again...in which case hottie trumps all.)

Note to the Academy: So help me if Jaclyn Smith dies this year and we see her K-Mart-pushing ass up there next year!!!

7 comments:

cityofmushrooms said...

you said it, JAW-fan!

Anonymous said...

...and I forgot to mention her cameo in "Logan's Run"

I love that movie!

JAW fan

llj said...

I'm with you. Farrah was a memeber of the Academy as well. Michael Jackson wasn't. So what if her movies stank? She was in them and people knew who she was. I buy that argument for leaving Bea Arthur out but not Farrah.

cityofmushrooms said...

no! Maude SHOULD be in!!

Susieq said...

The left out Maude???

And how could they leave out Farrah and put Michael in? Very poor (I missed that bit of the telecast)

Brian Busby said...

Um, JAW fan, I can forgive your forgetting Farrah in Logan's Run... but her role as Mary Ann Pringle in Myra Breckinridge?

I nearly popped my monocle.

Anonymous said...

Yikes!!!! How could I possibly forget Myra Breckenridge...

My t*ts? What happened to my t*ts?

Shame on me! Shame on me!

JAW fan