"The actor defends himself, claiming he was too drunk to tell breaking into a bank from arriving at his home. "
Funny. That is the same defense I used when I was accused of breaking into the Provi-Soir at 3:00 a.m. and rolling around in the Doritos aisle.
It could happen.
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free rip! free rip!
To be fair, I have seen a picture of this Bank. It looks exactly like a small clapboard house. So it's not as far fetched as you might think. Yes he was drunk as a a skunk but it was hardly a modern looking bank either. He's old and a drunk leave him be!
That's the kindest defense of an old drunk I have ever read.
Poor Rip, living in a small clapboard house.
And at his age.
Very sad.
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