Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Eff

So, when my dream boyfriend Barack stepped up to the microphone to announce the signing of the Big Health Care Bill, Joe Biden hugged him and said "This is a Big Fuckin' Deal". And everyone heard it.

This makes me love Joe. Joe fuckin' rocks.

What would've been better is if Barack had answered "Fuckin' right it is, man". But he didn't. Well, maybe, he did, later, when the microphones were off and he and Joe were just knocking back a few beers (in my fantasy White House).


In other news: 8 Days til NaPoMo. Gentleman, start your engine.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Please note that I will not be available April 1st...the 2nd is a holiday, 3rd and 4th are weekends...NaPoMo won't officially begin until the 5th.

JAW fan

Nanuk of the North, the Mastermind behind [blank] said...

The Blog Mistress is NOT pleased.
Therefore NaPoMo will be officially extended to May 5.

cityofmushrooms said...

I agree--we expect poems up to and including may 5!
NaPoMO knows no weekends, sir!

Anonymous said...

April 1st:
On this day I will not be here.
Am at the dentist, blog-mistress dear.
Where my mouth will be open wide
But, sadly, Alec won't be inside.

April 2nd
Not at work, it's good Friday
Will be relaxin', doin' things my way.
Watchin' the antics of George n' Weezie
And won't have access to a PC

April 3rd,
It's Saturday, house-cleaning time
Can't be bothered to make up rhymes
Will be washing dishes and clothes
And parading around in panty hose

April 4th
(in Mexican accent)
You have to excuse dis humble meester,
No poem today, it is Easter.

JAW fan

(this should keep you covered to the 5th)

Nanuk of the North, the Mastermind behind [blank] said...

You are good. I salute you.

cityofmushrooms said...

ok ok master of NaPoMo: you get a free pass until the 5th