Wednesday, March 31, 2010

It's NaPoMo Eve

Two words: Gerard Butler.

Take it away, JAW Fan...

8 comments:

cityofmushrooms said...

I admit I had to (image-)google this guy and I'm glad I did!
let NaPoMo begin, mr J-fan

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Butler...or rather, Gerard,
I love your muscles, oh-so hard.
Your body is so friggin' hot,
You devilishly handsome sex-pot Scot.
I love your smile, your teeth so white.
And your nipples...wow! they're outta sight.
Only one thing could make you that much sweeter,
And that would be to glimpse your "peter"

JAW fan

Nanuk of the North, the Mastermind behind [blank] said...

April is going to be a good month.

And yet, I sense disloyalty to Alec on the horizon.

Anonymous said...

No, I'm still hot for Alec's balls.
But, sadly, he's not returning my calls.
So, until he shows up at my door.
I'll just have to be a celebrity whore.
But, I promise (though he gets me swoon-y)
I will let you have your Mr. Clooney.

JAW fan

cityofmushrooms said...

merci monsieur JAW-fan, merci

Nanuk of the North, the Mastermind behind [blank] said...

You've probably left work early today, and so we won't get to read anything about Chuck Woolery.

Ms Mushrooms, as a poet,do you feel what we are reading here qualifies as "poetry"?

Anonymous said...

Here, you want poetry...

Ode to a Woolery Man:

A twinkle in the eye,
A knowing glance,
Love Connection
Take a chance,
Larger in size
Than Vivian Vance
Chuckie, please,
Remove your pants.

JAW fan

cityofmushrooms said...

poetry and beyond, as david st hubbins might have said