I asked JAW Fan for a poem in re Chastity's upcoming sex change. Here is his contribution:
Even if Chastity Bono gets a wiener
It ain't going to make her any leaner.
Poor Chaz. No matter whether she's a woman or a man, poor thing, she's still gonna be nothin' but a portly dullard.
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well how did I miss THIS particular news item?!
One cannot have time for both literary gala-ing with Nino AND reading the tabloids.
Tabloids? I read of this important news at The Huffington Post, thank you very much. Their front page currently features photos of Megan Fox in her 'Open Thigh Snake Dress'. Hurry, hurry, hurry.
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