Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Self-Help

I gotta get working on that self-help best-seller. Pronto.

I just saw the Organization's budget for the next three years, and it says we have to cut our workforce by 18%. That's a lot. Basically we have to go from 610 to 500-ish staff.

Any ideas for a new career for me?

5 comments:

cityofmushrooms said...

agent to the soccer gods of europe

Anonymous said...

To date, there has yet to be an informative and entertaining book about "potato chips"

May I suggest you communicate with the chip companies to procure your free research samples.

JAW fan

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

How about killing two birds with one stone and writing "The Chip Diet".

It's a diet book! and a chip book!

Anonymous said...

...at this point, why not simply call it "Happiness Through the Chip Diet" and turn it into a motivational self-help book as well. It's destined to be stamped "Oprah-approved."

JAW fan

cityofmushrooms said...

I feel happier just THINKING about the chip diet