Thursday, May 31, 2007

First local news, now global news

The Chimperor finally admitted that the US is in Iraq for the next 50 years, like they are in South Korea. That’s nice to know. He’ll be good and dead, and his mess still won’t be cleaned up.

I can understand the presence of US troops in Korea, but there are still tens of thousands of them in Japan. Japan? Why? What do those troops do, other than get in trouble for occasionally raping the local women? Keeping an eye on China, I suppose.

Also, how about that Cage Match between Condi and the Russian Foreign Minister, Lavrov. That guy is bitch-eee. By the time their comments ended, he was about two seconds away from saying “and I hate her shoes!” Smackdown!

Also, two Canadians dead in A’stan so far this week. More of the same. And what do the Conservatives do to distract us? Run attack ads in English Canada against Stephane Dion. Excuse me, but running attack ads when there’s no election campaign doesn’t make the Tories look good. It makes them look like petty assholes. And, meanwhile, despite their claims to the contrary, they aren’t fully covering the funeral expenses for the dead soldiers. Nice.

Back in the US, Gore isn’t even running but the conservatives are already out to destroy him. David Brooks’ column in the Times was moronic and shameful. The right wingers sure are afraid of Gore. MoDo was even worse. “Gore is fat”. That’s all she has to contribute to the conversation? Then shut up. What’s wrong with her lately? Yuck.

I [heart] Al.


P.S. Wake up, Senators. Time's a wastin'.

1 comment:

cityofmushrooms said...

petty assholes?
why, yes!