Wednesday, September 20, 2006

COC Health Update

Ok. Here is the low down on the health woes of the Canadian Opera Company.

1. Pavlo Hunka, the British bass-baritone who was to have sung Wotan's role in all three cycles was diagnosed with diabetes and had to drop out.

Pavlo Hunka-Hunka burnin' love should not have used Garfield the Cat as a nutritional role model.

2. Adrianne Pieczonka, who sings the role of Sieglinde, the beautiful sister of Siegmund and mother of Siegfried. On Saturday, while playing a rigorous game of tennis, the soprano fell and broke her ankle. Pieczonka has decided that rather than bow out, she will sing the role from a stationary position at the side of the stage, while soprano Irmgard Vilsmaier acts the Sieglinde role.


New rule: Sopranos should not play tennis rigorously.

And, I'll admit I've only been to 3 or 4 operas in my life, but what is the deal with her singing the role on the sidelines while somebody else acts it out. That sounds totally lame. I would want my money back.



3 comments:

cityofmushrooms said...

SIEGLINDE??!
now THAT'S a name

Anonymous said...

Irmgard Vilsmaier: the Milli Vanilli of the opera world!

Why do I imagine some wacky comedy sketch, where the singing soprano tries to confuse the lyp-synching soprano by altering notes!...or will the woman on stage purely be miming the role? (if so, in white face, I hope!!!)

JAW fan

cityofmushrooms said...

the opera world needs milli vanilli
the world world needs milli vanilli