Yesterday, BGTSmoothie told me he is going to vote for the Conservative candidate in his riding because he is the only one who wears a yarmulke.
Really? I said. That's your reasoning. I'm assuming every candidate running in the riding is Jewish, so he makes the decision to vote for Steve-o because the PC guy wears a yarmulke. What? The others aren't good enough Jews?? And this from a man who claims to be an atheist and only follows practice for "cultural" reasons.
Also, he's convinced Harper wears a wig. Where do we stand on that?
Then he tells me voting for NDP is a wasted vote because they can't win. But his vote is also wasted because his riding is always 80%+ Liberal.
Question: Is voting for Harper (for any reason) a friendship deal breaker?
My nephew may also vote for Harper but blood is thicker than water. I can't disown him, I can only mock him.
5 comments:
beat smoothie w/a wet noodle until he comes to his senses
It's one of those agree to disagree things. If I dropped every friend of mine who is poor but Republican I'd have very few friends left. No amount of reasoning gets through to these people.
Bewteen BGTSmoothie and Fancy Feast,
I no longer know who is who,
I just know one destroyed your computer
And the other is voting for a Jew.
And yet despite this confusion,
There's something which leaves me stumped,
And that is "Whatever happened
To our old pal Sneaky McDump?"
JAW fan
HA! Funny, I was taking the stairs last week at the office and I had that same thought: whatever happened to Sneaky McDump?
Poor Sneaks, he is missed.`
For clarification:
Smoothie: Arab-hating Jew
FF: Jew-hating Arab.
threesome
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