The Man in Black

Today is Johnny Cash's birthday. He would have been 78.

I guess this makes me the Second Coolest person born on this date. And, yes, that does mean I am putting myself ahead of Tony Randall. I dare you to argue with me.

(Anyone who chooses to argue with me better take a good look at the facial expression on the Aztec goddess below. You don't want that face looking back at you.)