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I took Miss Hitler over to the groomer for a bum shave this morning. She is squeaky clean and ready for her porn close-up now.

Funny how cats alter their personalities when they go in public. It was such a delight to hear her described as "so good", "so affectionate", "a sweetheart" and "a real sweetie".

Within 5 minutes back in the house, she had reverted to The Tyrant of Belmore.

She is what she is.