But would I have more fun?

This past weekend, Nickname Pending (who needs a better nickname, so let’s call him The Tall One, since he is) asked me if I would dye my hair blonde for him.

Nobody has ever asked me this before. I said “No”.*

Blonde, eh? Given my eyebrow(s) and how dark it is (they are), this is like asking Bert from Sesame Street to go blonde.

I believe the word I am looking for is “incongruous”.


*This may not be one hundred percent accurate. I may have shrieked “Are you crazy?”