I exchanged three emails with this man who seemed normal. In his last message, he suggested we meet up. I answered in the affirmative. This was four days ago. And….I haven’t heard from him since.
Should we take this to mean:
a) He has croaked from H1N1.
b) His wife found out about his on-line shenanigans.
c) He’s actually a 14-year-old in Laval.
d) He’s upset about Mayor Doofus’s re-election and has been in a drunken stupor unable to face the world since the weekend.
e) He is secretly Defense Minister Peter Potato-Head and suddenly realized he is getting married.
Other suggestions welcome.
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C.
JAW fan
If all the perky young female college students online are actually middle aged guys with unorthodox sexual fantasies, does is not stand to reason that the middle aged guys are actually perky young female college students with same?
f) he's really our old friend f.j. parizeau, by jove
He's suddenly realised what he's about to do and is really, really scared??? (don't take that personally Nanuk). Or b)
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