Saturday, November 14, 2009

Mastermind

Ever since Khaled Sheik Mohammed's trial in NYC was announced, I have lost count of the number of times I have heard "Khaled Sheik Mohammed, the Mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks".

I like that title. I want to be known as the Mastermind behind [blank].

Behind something. I don't know what.

So when people talk about me, I want them to say "you mean, Nanuk of the North? the Mastermind behind [blank]?"

It doesn't have to be diabolical.

Anything at all.

2 comments:

cityofmushrooms said...

...mastermind of the infamous martini parties

Jason Stockl said...

...mastermind of, well, nothing. You are, at heart, a lazy ass.

;-)